JSEC On Accuser, Accused, Accusation!

In this wonderfully written satirical piece of literature, Mr.Johnson.V (Founder Director Of Johnson’s Spoken English Course) tells about ‘the Stupid Practice Of Accusation’ In Our So Called Modern Day India & its million manifestations!

It is very interesting to go along with him, with him telling all the things, in detail, one needs to know about accusation, accuser, accused & other related parties in his inimitable style of sarcasm! He mocks the accuser in such a way that the accuser would not be found or seen anywhere near any of those who has gone through this rib tickling article!

 

JSEC – UR ENGLISHMADE EC – SINCE 1990 wishes you a great reading!

SUNDAY, JUNE 5, 2011

THE ACCUSER!

The position of an Accuser has always been considered extremely glamorous & commendable in Independent India! People admired him for his daredevilry & audacity. They loved him more than they loved their film stars & cricket men! He has been the ultimate poster boy of the TOO INQUISITIVE INDIAN! They love him day & night because he is Omnipresent as god is; and he is Irresponsible as they themselves are - making The Accuser a demi-god!

The duty of the Accuser is just to accuse someone of something -he got to say that he has all the proofs to nail one, despite the fact that he never had any solid & real proof against anyone at any given point of time! Despite proving anything he can go on Accusing all his life! He also comes in the form/role of a mud-slinger, where he keeps on throwing mud on whoever he targets! The Accusers & Mudslingers are also seen elsewhere, world wide; but the Indian one is TOTALLY DIFFERENT as he will never be held responsible for any of the millions of baseless accusations & allegations he has made or the truck loads of mud he has flung on innocent & hapless persons!

The Accuser always starts with one of the following suggested accusations as they are time tested & grab immediate attention! The Prime Minister Is A Fool, A Particular Higher Official -like a particular IAS, IPS or IFS Man in a Public Limited Company etc- Is A Burglar Of The Public Money, That Private Limited Company Is Destroying The Ground Water Level of The Entire Nation, The Governor Is An Idiot, The Vice-chancellor of that University is a Mad Man, Coconut & Coconut Oil Producers are the Real Cause of Heart Attack, Billions have been Stolen by that Street Beggar Tricking the Entire Nation all These Decades, I have given 1 billion dollar bills in a match box size suitcase to get an Electric Connection, That Superstar has a direct link with the Terrorists, That Businessman is mining truck loads of gold in the pitch dark nights @ the now defunct Kolar Gold Fields, The Reserve Bank Governor Is Printing The Fake Currency Notes for the Pakees, Bakra Nangal Dam is built by low quality cement mixed with cow dung & tissue paper to the huge benefit of the builders of the dam, That Successful Business man is sleeping on a bed of fake currency notes, That Swami is having sex with each & every girl in the country, That Political Leader has leprosy in his mind -mind is brain hence leprosy in brain!, The Chief Minister is grabbing land all over the state in the names of his Benamees, The IITs, IIMs & IIScs are run by 3 Idiots etc! 

The only thing The Accuser must never do is POINTING HIS EVER ACCUSING FINGER TOWARDS THE JUDICIORY & SAY SOME ACCUSATIONS! It is the ONLY THING the accuser should avoid at all costs; even in his dreams he should not accuse the judiciary! If he ever commits that blunder, his life as An Accuser is over forever! It is well known that those accusers who wished to commit suicide always followed the safe & 100% result giving suicide method of ACCUSING THE JUDICIORY! This one thing The Accuser is not supposed to do if he/she wishes to have a GOOD SHELF LIFE OF AN ACCUSER! As a compassionate compensation for his self restrain, he is magnanimously given the exclusive privilege to THROW BARRAGES OF ACCUSATIONS & if possible garbage @ any retired judge or retired part of judiciary, without thinking & considering in which judicial forum he sat just before his retirement, NONSTOP! If The Accuser does it, then the entire country will back him up! It is something like a WITCH HUNT where the RETIRED WITCH HUNTERS OF THE BYGONE ERA ARE ACCUSED/HUNTED LIKE ANYTHING! Nobody will even try to stop The Accuser then!

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JSEC On Illusion, India, Indian Illusions!

In the following satirical piece of writing, Mr.Johnson.V (Founder Director Of Johnson’s Spoken English Course) elaborates on the Illusion called India! He clearly makes one understand that we are living in a completely illusory India where everything is an illusion in the guise of reality!

It’s a great piece of REALITY he dishes out in this article of great significance to all those who SOMEHOW keep living in this All Fooling Illusion Called India! Definitely, a great piece of quality literature which will make you UNDERSTAND the illusion called India!

JSEC – UR ENGLISHMADE EC – SINCE 1990 wishes you a great reading!

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 5, 2011

An Illusory India!

Since Independence in 1947, we the Indians, have been living in a LARGER THAN LIFE ILLUSION inside which there are hundreds of thousands of smaller illusions! With the Independence started these hundreds of illusions that we Indians never knew we are born into one of the biggest of all the illusions & still go on living in it without ever having even the faintest of the idea! We kept living in the illusion or illusions as if we were living in the Real India, which it never was or is!

Everything seemed and even now look like a dream come true....The overthrowing of the more than 200 year old suppression of the soul of India & the colourful dawn of a new era was something that looked like a heavenly dream come true! But, the-dreams-come-true & illusions walked hand in hand that the INEXPERIENCED INDIANS, from 1947, failed to identify which one is a dream come true & which one is an illusion. In the guise of dreams what most of us got & seemed to be enjoying were & are HUGE illusions which we always failed to understand.....from 1947!

Most probably, those persons, who were at the forefront of our freedom struggle, must have found themselves in an unenviable position from the point when we got the so called freedom; if someone had any doubt about the precarious situation they were in, that too was cleared when the father of the nation was assassinated in 1948. From then on, it was pretentions after pretensions & the creation of one illusion after the other.....this illusion-creation never stopped & has been carried into the present generation! Expecting miracles in an illusory India, with its roots deeply mired in illusions, crores of people moved forward & they still keep moving forward!

Generations have gone & the new ones 'SEEM' TO BE THRIVING IN AN ILLUSORY ENERGY! They see an India where they think their dreams will grow wings....Not any different from their parents & grand parents who dreamed the same dream and vanished somewhere as in a dream! But, the illusionists keep doing their job almost perfectly that the new generation as well MISERABLY FAIL TO READ HISTORY! And the illusionists of the present day India make it pretty sure that the present generation too fail to understand they are living in an ILLUSORY INDIA WITHOUT ANY BASE!

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JSEC On Tricks, Traps etc of Insurance!

In this wonderfully rib tickling article, Mr.Johnson.V (Founder Director Of Johnson’s Spoken English Course) discloses the tricks the insurance agents, agencies & companies use to trick the easily gullible common man, whom they target the very moment he arrives in the world!

When we go through the article, we seldom have even a shade of doubt about whatever Mr. Johnson says on the Tricky Business called ‘INSURANCE’! He makes us very cautious & careful for the very next moment when, if at all by chance, we encounter these very tricky insurance people who all are deeply immersed in the Gamble Called Insurance!

JSEC – UR ENGLISHMADE EC – SINCE 1990 wishes you a great reading!

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011

ON INSURANCE, TAX, LOAN, INSURANCE COMPANIES, BANKS, INDIANS etc!

It seems that the people in India these days are more worried about their personal life, much more than their predecessors as they rush to take personal insurance! They also are so concerned about their homes as they make long queues infront of the home-insurance counters of various insurance companies. A large chunk of people's time is now a days spent on taking insurance like accident insurance, vehicle insurance, medical insurance & a hell lot of other insurances! It is generally referred to as the Spring of insurance in India!

The people are so much involved in the process of taking insurance that they always think, talk & write about insurance, its benefits, the greatness of the thing called insurance, the illiterates & idiots who don't have insurance, the suffering of those who are not so intelligent as the insured persons are etc They even sent Indian post cards to millions asking the receiver to post at the least 10 post cards each for the received one, narrating the gory stories of what happened to those who didn't send 10 post cards narrating the greatness of insurance, after receiving one! In the terrible stories we often read the stories like that of the person who didn’t send the 10 post cards as required by the INSURANCE GOD/GODESS & sprained his right ankle THE VERY NEXT DAY, the woman who didn’t send the 10 to wake up next morning with a severe tooth ache, the 37 year old man who didn’t care about it to find himself in a very ugly situation where he COUGHED TWICE infront of a couple of people, the girl who teased it to find that her toffee was eaten by ants the same evening etc!

The Indian government has magnanimously promoted & supported the EXTREMELY STARVED INSURANCE INDUSTRY in such a way that THESE POOR GUYS SOMEHOW CONTINUE TO LIVE ON! If this industry is not there, it is believed that millions would have died silently & sufferingly all over India, AS HAD BEEN HAPPENING TILL JUST BEFORE THESE INSURANCE COMPANIES CAME TO INDIA! OH WHAT A STRUGGLE IT HAD BEEN, WE ARE TOLD! SOMEONE EVEN BELIEVED THAT THE INDIA GATE IS BUILT IN THE MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES DUE TO THE NON-EXISTANCE OF INSURANCE COMPANIES IN INDIA!

What the government never told us is that when we insure our home, paying exorbitant amounts, what we really make sure is that THE LAW & ORDER PEOPLE REST IN THEIR HOUSES -SLEEPING, EATING & AGAIN SLEEPING- as whatever losses one incurs after one's home is insured automatically goes to the insurance company and WHAT THE LAW & ORDER PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IS JUST FILING AN F.I.R & TAKE REST! The government always forget to tell us that when we take vehicle insurance what we make sure, paying heavily from our pockets, IS THAT ALL THE DAMAGES & PROBLEMS EMANATING FROM THE LOW QUALITY VEHICLE ONE BOUGHT PAYING HUGE AMOUNTS, THE EXTREMELY POOR QUALITY ROADS - THE RESEARCH WORKS ON HOW DEEP ONE CAN DIG ON A NO-PROBLEM ROAD IS FINDING NEW DIMENSIONS EVERY HOUR IN INDIA!-, SENSELESS DRIVING & ACCIDENTS CREATED BY THOSE WHOGOT LICENSES 'IN SOME WAYS' etc CAN BE 'TRIED' TO BE BRIDGED, SOMEHOW, AFTER THE SO-CALLED HEAVY DEPRECIATION & ALL! 

The government also forgets always to tell us that when one takes medical insurance what one makes sure is THAT THE PERSONS IN ONE'S HOUSE CAN 'GET SOMETHING' AFTER THE INSURED PERSON'S DEATH etc & one can undergo whatever treatment irrespective of any qualitative & accurate verification -the sole verification being HOW MUCH AMOUNT CAN BE SPENT ON A PARTICULAR INSURED PERSON FOR MEDICINE & HOW CAN WE SPENT THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT ON THE INSURANCE FOR A PROBLEM THAT WILL VANISH IN NO TIME ONLY IF ONE TAKES SOME REST etc?!- till the cover ends or till one dies, whichever is earlier!! 

GOVERNMENTS ETERNALLY HELP POOR STUDENTS & THEIR PARENTS by fixing the income tax limit @ a paltry 1.6 lakh -It was a beggar's 1 lakh & less a couple of years ago!- & OFFER 'SIMPLE' EDUCATIONAL LOANS, WITH THE HELP OF THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKERS@ A VERY LOW INTEREST RATE OF AROUND 10%, FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY OF AVAILING 'THE SIMPLE & CONVENIENT' LOAN! For 'THE SIMPLE & CONVENIENT EDUCATION LOAN' if the MAGNANIMOUS BANKS are taking the land titles & other valuable things as guarantees, who can blame THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKS?! And, one should NEVER THINK THAT THESE TYPES OF 'NEVER MENTIONED & NEVER APPROVED THINGS' DONE BY THE MAGNANIMOUS BANKS ARE EVER KNOWN TO THE WELL INTENDED GOVERNMENTS! After all, what is a government for other than helping some poor banks & insurance companies GROW OUT OF THEIR POVERTY LINES & DEVELOP INDIA?!

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JSEC On Education & Educational Degradation!

In a different sort of a satirical article, Mr.Johnson.V (Founder Director Of Johnson’s Spoken English Course) narrates the pathetic condition of the educational environment existing in the present day India!

When education should be something which SHOULD elevate the person from the degrading depths of the socio-political set up, the bane of Our Independent India, what it REALLY does IS pushing all those who approach the educational institution into the quagmire of the cultural, social, moral & educational disintegration! 

   

IT IS SHOCKING to know WHAT IS THE PRESENT CONDITION of most of our education institutions! From this interesting article we would also have a fair understanding of most of those people who run these SO CALLED EDUCATION INSTITUTIONS!

JSEC – UR ENGLISHMADE EC – SINCE 1990 wishes you a great reading!

THURSDAY, MARCH 31, 2011

Comedy Goondas & Goondies (Female version of Goondas!) of Our Education!

There were times when the students of an educational institution or college boasted about the Master Degrees, PHDs & Doctorates the principal of their college or education institution had/held! There was a time when the students boasted about the truck loads of knowledge the principal carried & the respect he had everywhere he went! Those times are passé! Now, it is the time for the college students to boast fearfully about the GOONDA PRINCIPAL or the GOONDY PRINCIPAL they have in their educational institution & tell a million stories of how they will beat & horrify the entire young generation in the college! Now is the time one can fearfully boast about the GOONDA & GOONDY PRINCIPALS & proudly present oneself as coming from THIS OR THAT GOONDA'S or GOONDY' COLLEGE!

These Comedy Goondas & Goondies have a common system running for them! These people will check their basic survival questionnaire (GOONDA's/GOONDIES' BASIC SURVIVAL QUESTIONNAIRE!) which asks whether a particular student/person in a GOONDA's or GOONDY's educational institution is weak or not; does he have strong connections outside the college or not; does he have strong parents & relatives or not; does he have any political or communally strong group to back him up or not; is he coming from the near by locality or not; does he have an attacking tendency & attacking physic or not etc! If 'NO' is the answer to all these 'BASIC QUESTIONS OF COMEDY GOONDAS & GOONDIES', THEN IT IS REALLY BAD TIME FOR THAT PARTICULAR STUDENT! And, once the target is found the Comedy Goondas & Goondies never leave any opportunity TO ESTABLISH HIS OR HER GOONDA OR GOONDY CREDENTIALS!

I remember one of my students telling terrible stories of her COMEDY GOONDA! She was doing her Post Graduation, in one of the famous colleges in Coimbatore, Tamilnadu! Once, she told, as one of her college mates gave a LOVE-LETTER to one of his college mates, he was called into the COMEDY GOONDA's office & locking the door from inside he hit the student left & right so severely that he took his Transfer Certificate (TC) the very next day & escaped with his REMAINING PART OF LIFE! She told that "AS HE IS A FAMOUS LOCAL GOONDA, NOBODY DARED TO EVEN SNEEZ IN THE CAMPUS!"; she also added that the COMEDY GOONDA had VERY STRONG CONNECTIONS WITH ONE OF THE LEADING POLITICAL PARTIES OF TAMILNADU & HE WAS WORKING (What work we all know!) FOR HIS POLITICAL MASTERS BEFORE HE JOINED THE COLLEGE AS THE COMEDY GOONDA! 

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JSEC On Pakistani Terror & Terrorism!

In the following interesting article, which is written in a very light vein, as usual, Mr.Johnson.V (Founder Director Of Johnson’s Spoken English Course) speaks about the very serious matter How the Indian Government & the Indian machinery deal with the terror & terrorists , continuously sent by the respective ‘Quasi’ Pakistani Governments, since 1947!

This wonderful article also shows the precarious & unenviable situation all the Indian Governments find themselves in, since 1947, while dealing with the Pakistani menace, in all fields! Ofcourse, this one would be a real eye opener for all those who wish to see things in a very clear perspective!

JSEC – UR ENGLISHMADE EC – SINCE 1990 wishes you a great reading!

TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011

LEMME TELL YOU BABY WHETHER THIS ONE IS A PAKI-PIG OR WHAT!?

Even after more than one year, 2 central ministries, 2 defence ministers & more than 50 crores of tax payers' money spent on the prime & the only accused alive - the only human pig the entire police force of Mumbai valiantly caught alive by their bravery! - the answer to the basic question whether it is a Paki Pig or what which was caught alive, after the Mumbai Massacre, still remains, internationally, a heavily debatable point! 

As the so-called international Human rights WatchDOG (whose dog it ACTUALLY is we all know!) Amnesty International is giving LECTURES ON THE MOUNTAINS ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS TO INDIA, not even a single man in India is given the right to say the caught pig is a Paki, as CALLING A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG IS A GROSS HUMAN RIGHT VIOLATION! And, IT IS EVEN WHOLESOMELY RACIAL TO CALL A PAKI PIG A PAKI PIG, AS IT IS THE GROSS VIOLATION OF THAT PAKI PIG'S ‘BASIC PIG RIGHTS’! What if he with his pig-accomplices had killed 172 Indians in Mumbai? What if he & his co-pigs have planned gruesome murders in India & executed the plans with great success, with the support of the so-called ETERNALLY INNOCENT PAKI GOVERNMENT?!

How can WE THE ONE BILLION + say that the WatchDOG is biased till the moment we can not PROVE BEYOND ANY SHADE OF 'AN INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE PIG IS INDEED A PAKI?! And. to do that, it is told, we have to TRACE THE LONG ROOTS OF THE PIG, ALL DEEP UNDER THE GROUND, TO PAKISTAN! We have to PROVE BEYOND ANY 'INTERNATIONAL DOUBT' THAT THE ROOTS FROM THE PIG'S BOTTOM PHYSICALLY REACH ANY OF THE PIG-INFESTED AREAS OF PAKISTAN & BY PHYSICALLY LIFTING IT TO THE SKYS, IN THE PAK TERRITORY, WE GOT TO SHOW IT – ‘THE ROOTS OF THE PIG’ / THE FAG END OF THE PIG ROOT! - TO THE EAGERLY WAITING/PROBING (& HUGELY UNBIASED!!) INTERNATIONAL MEDIA! 

The Indian Efforts to physically show the pig tail or rather the other end of the pig tail by lifting the tip of the tail in any of the Pak territories has been going on for decades! In all the grave issues created by Pakistan (From Kashmir Issue to the Bombay Blasts of the early 1990s, from Kargil to Indian Parliament Attack, from Counterfeit Currency Rackets to Terrorist Funds & Training) THE ONE BILLION +have been trying hard to LIFT THIS PROVERBIAL PAK END OF THE PIG TAIL TO THE SKYS IN THE PAK TERRITORY TO PROVE INFRONT OF‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ that all these heinous crimes against India & Humanity are done by Pakistan, in India, all these decades! But, what these hugely gullible ONE BILLION + don’t know (AND WHAT ‘THE UNBIASED INTERNATIONAL MEDIA’ PRETTY WELL KNOWS ALL THESE DECADES!) is that THE TERRORIST PIGS FROM PAKISTAN NEVER HAD TAILS, AS THEY ARE GENETICALLY MODIFIED IN SUCH A FASHION THAT THEY NEVER GROW A TAIL!

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JSEC On Doing Business In India!

The following article is a hilarious way of expressing one’s anger about the Business Systems present in India! How the Common Man IS fooled day in & day out is clearly depicted in this essay on business! The satirical treatment of the subject makes us aware of the traps deftly hidden in the so called business and makes us aware of the tricks of the so called Trade & Business Practices!

When Mr.Johnson.V (Founder Director Of Johnson’s Spoken English Course) says “Q: What is it that is done when one cheats, tricks & dupes, in India?! And the very correct answer is A: Business!” we, the common men of India understand, beyond any doubt, that we all are taken for a ride almost every moment of our life & we are shamelessly tricked, duped & cheated for the SOLE benefit of the so called businessmen of Our Great India!

JSEC – UR ENGLISH MADE EC – SINCE 1990, wishes you a great reading!

Posted On WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 2011

CHEAT, TRICK, DUPE - THE WAY WE DO BUSINESS IN INDIA!

CHEAT....CHEAT.....CHEAT.....TRICK......TRICK.......TRICK.......DUPE.....DUPE......DUPE.......! These words & their multiple synonyms have become the real time substitutes for Business or Doing Business in India! These are the only things which one should have to start a business these days! And, these are THE ONLY THINGS ONE REQUIRES to start a business & run it for ages & amass huge profits etc! Whatever business you do, you SHOULD IMPLEMENT 100% WORDS SUCH AS CHEAT, TRICK & DUPE etc or else you better think of anything else other than business or doing business! It is not a panchayat phrase or a district one....IT IS IMPLEMENTED ALL OVER INDIA TO THE BENEFIT OF THE POOR & STARVING BUSINESS MEN! Even such a question & answer duo have surfaced & got into the CAT, MAT, IAS, IPS & the like quality exams; it goes as this.....Q: What is it that is done when one cheats, tricks & dupes, in India?! And the very correct answer is A: Business!

From multi million dollar companies to the small pan-tea wallah follow this principle dutifully that WE, THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, SOMEHOW REACHED THE TWENTIFIRST CENTURY WITH A "BANG"; HAVE EVER THOUGHT OF WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF THE BUSINEESSMEN OF India never implemented these words & their first cousins? It should have been total chaos, trillions of debt, poverty, illnesses, famine -like the one happened in Ethiopia!!- drought, plague & what not?! India should have sunk deep into the depths of the Mariana Trench with all her people & the multi billion dollar business institutions like the pan-cigarette-tea wallah on the four-wheeler cycle & the broad & the not-so-broad band people! Hundreds & thousands of beverage shops, adulterated goods factories all over India, drug (like the innocent opium, ganja, charas, brown-sugar etc!) manufacturing & distribution factories & networks, which all help develop & maintain the National Coffers (Coffins?!) full will get annihilated in seconds & the nation itself will vanish from the face of the Earth, if the business & business people fail to use these above stated words or their synonyms! Hence, to avoid the disastrous & make the human beings in India prosper & move into the 22nd century - remember there was no vicious thinking in all these cases! - our business people single-mindedly & with (w)hole-hearted commitment implement/ed all these words 100% in whatever they do/did! 

The non-pirated + legal + moral + in hundred ways eminently qualified- some of them even have Doctorates & PhDs attached to their names to have a sheet of self-confidence! - CD/DVD sellers with HUGE BRAND NAMEs & the so-called pan-India presence have been selling (or put better, thrust down the throat of THE SO-CALLED QUALITY-CONSCIOUS & BRAND-CONSCIOUS CUSTOMER!) their CDs & DVDs in 2 or 3 plastic covers from time immemorial in addition to the plastic covers they generously give away to their DEAR & SPECIAL CUSTOMERS – Read one & all! – @ the billing counters, when they buy one or more CDs or DVDs! These GOOD GUYS put Rs.150/- sticker on the original price-tag of M.R.P Rs 99/- & sell the CDs of a movie @ A HUGE DISCOUNT OF Rs. 75/- ONLY to the HUGELY GULLIBLE BRAND & QUALITY CONSCIOUS ANTI-PIRACY CUSTOMERS, who always walk straight-jacketed & only SPRINKLE SMILES! These straight businessmen with A HUGE BRAND NAMES sell VCDs in newly-designed plastic covers -1, 2 OR 3! - printing attractive things like ‘Brazil, France, London, Japan, Scandinavia etc’, for MUCH DISCOUNTED PRICE, ONLY TO BE OPENED IN ONE’S OWN RESIDENCE TO FIND OUT THE ‘QUALITY CONTENT’ WAS SHOT/RECORDED AT THE LEAST 15-20 YEARS BACK & WHAT ONE SEES WAS THE STATE/PLACE‘JUST 20 YEARS AGO ONLY’! 

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JSEC On The Ultimate Platform!

The following article is an elucidation on THE ULTIMATE PLATFORM which human beings have always been trying to reach, all the millennia! The spirituality, the worship of wealth, the worship of knowledge, the worship of the mighty & many other methods have constantly been tried to reach THE ULTIMATE PLATFORM! Like the Alchemists, those who made people believe that they can make them reach THE ULTIMATE PLATFORM, all these centuries & millennia, have failed miserably to make any sort of result as far as THE ULTIMATE PLATFORM is concerned!

Still, the ‘EVER EXPECTING’ human beings tried whatever these quacks have offered generation after generation....And, generations keep doing what all have failed miserably all these millennia! In this article, the Founder Director of Johnson’s Spoken English Course – JSEC-UR ENGLISH MADE EC! – Mr.Johnson.V gives forth some impeccable ideas that those who go along with his ideas find ‘Something Of The Ultimate Sort’ from this unique article! JSEC wishes you a great reading!

Posted On TUESDAY, JANUARY 11, 2011

PLATFORMS OF THOUGHT/THE ULTIMATE PLATFORM!

Man has always been trying to reach where he thinks he owns a place for himself, for a number of millennia now........THE LAST/FINAL PLATFORM! He has been trying for this all these millennia, using all conceivable forms of doing things to be there, where he thinks (or more properly phrased) he belongs to! From time to time this final destination always eluded him, despite all his efforts & attempts in millions of ways! Still, keeping his deep faith in the existence of that LAST PLATFORM or LAST FRONTIER FOR HUMAN BEINGS human beings keep moving......!

The man, when he lived with the minimum pretentions, eons ago, accidently made fire or he came to know the use of fire; without PATENTING THE USE OF FIRE the entire humanity entered a new era of existence! MAKING FIRE he entered a hitherto new era, hence platform, and started to play with it! From then on human life became different & sophisticated! Discovery of Fire was ofcourse a new platform but never the final one!

THE ART OF PAINTING & THE PERFOMANCE OF DANCE made the human beings reach another platform where they started to assume themselves as something different & exalted! He painted what he thought the perfect copies of what he saw around him & danced as if some divine powers – the ultimate platform! - were making him do it, with frenzy! In this platform too human beings wished for the ULTIMATE PLATFORM where they were immortal!

THEN CAME GOD OR RATHER THEN MAN CREATED GOD! In search of the final frontier for the human kind MAN CREATED GOD IN HIS OWN SHAPE & CHARACTER that in HIM he found himself achieving immortality – THE FINAL PLATFORM, which for the man of that era was not possible in reality! Hence, with the CREATION OF GOD, even though it was through proxy – GOD – he entered the FINAL PLATFORM in illusions! 

IF SAID PRECISELY, THE FINAL PLATFORM WAS ALWAYS ABOUT LIVING AS LONG AS ONE WISHED OR IN OTHER WORDS IMMORTALITY! With the creation of GOD human beings PROXY-REACHED THE FINAL PLATFORM, with the help of the IMMORTAL GODS! But in real they died even much before they even started to think about death! Then the continuous search for immortality made them reach MEDICINE! It was a platform ofcourse, but not THE FINAL PLATFORM!

Around 9000 BC DOMESTICATION OF ANIMALS happened! It was something which had never happened before & the way human beings lived till then changed dramatically with it! The systems existed till then gave way to the newly mastered system and human beings started to live according to a new set of rules which changed their living system again! Man started to plan, in the very basic sense of the word, not only for him but for the animals as well & that changed his style of living; in other words the domestication of animals forced more responsibilities on him & made him reach a new platform!

Thinking about a lot of things & doing a lot of things knowingly & unknowingly, about 10000 YEARS AGO HUNTERS BECAME FARMERS! PEOPLE, FOR THE FIRST TIME, SETTLED IN TOWNS & DEVELOPED A NEW WAY OF LIFE – WE CAN CALL IT THE BEGINNINGS OF CIVILISATION! Civilisation was the next platform man entered into with or without his knowledge, as happened in all the platforms he has entered into all his existence! 

In 5000 BC BRICK was first used for building! In 3500 BC INVENTION OF WHEEL TO MAKE POTTERY HAPPENED IN MESOPOTAMIA! Around 3200 BC WRITING APPEARED IN INDUS & SUMER & THE FIRST USE OF BRONZE WAS DONE! All these things can be considered different platforms on which human beings have reached one after another, taking enormous quantity of TIME!

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JSEC-UR ENGLISH MADE EC!

Reading IS a part of English Language improvement! Hence, Johnson’s Spoken EnglishCourse (JSEC-UR ENGLISH MADE EC-SINCE 1990!) suggest READING things which make one think & then talk as an integral part of one’s language development!

The Founder-Director of Johnson’s Spoken English Course, Mr. Johnson.V (Various Links), has been writing in different languages for more than 2 decades & he is a BLOG writer, as well. From a number of blogs he writes, we, Johnson’s Spoken English Course, suggest Great Views & The Ultimate Platform for all those who wish to read quality stuff!

The Blog Great Views IS a blog which gives one the stimuli to Think Logically, but in a satirical way that the ones who read them get themselves involved in whatever they read in Great Views & start the journey of Logical Thinking which is one of the bases of English Language Development & ofcourse JSEC-UR ENGLISH MADE EC!

The Blog nears or sometimes crosses the boundaries of Human Logic that people sometimes find it difficult to understand what is meant in most of the articles of the Blog! But, what we, JSEC-UR ENGLISH MADE EC, suggest is that despite feeling the difficulty level increasing by the minute as far as comprehension is concerned, one should keep reading whatever topic one chooses to read from the Blog & read till the end of the topic, come what may!

It is well proven that continuous reading of the Blog & perseverance always pays off! While reading the Blog one has to bear in mind that it’s a blog which contains scores of very high quality articles nearing & sometimes exceeding the logical extremes that it takes Time for the articles on the Blog to sink in!  

The second blog we, JSEC-UR ENGLISH MADE EC, suggest from Johnson’s Stables is The Ultimate Platform! This one IS something unique from quality & human angles...something never happened in the Era Of Internet! It IS something which tries to elevate human beings onto another platform, on which the Human Kind Never Set Its Foot & for which Human Beings have been in search for all the millennia! On the Blog, Mr.Johnson tries to give snippets on a variety of things which Are Of The Utmost Significance In Human Life, on the Earth!

We, JSEC-UR ENGLISH MADE EC, assure you that this Blog will make you think things beyond your perception & will make remember things you never remembered or learned, all your life!

This Blog, We, JSEC-UR ENGLISH MADE EC, are more than sure, will CHANGE YOUR LIFE WHOLESOMELY FOR ALL THE YEARS TO COME, IN YOUR LIFE.....! And, ofcourse, all this dimension change in your life ‘ONLY IF’ YOU READ THE BLOG AS IT SHOULD BE MEANT TO BE READ! Hence, FOCUS & READ......THE ULTIMATE PLATFORM, our, JSEC-UR ENGLISH MADE EC’s, second suggestion for reading!

On this Blog,We, JSEC-UR ENGLISH MADE EC, would continuously be posting various links from these blogs (www.viewcrackers.blogspot.com & www.theultimateplatform.blogspot.com ) with some explanations on the posted articles. We think, Our (JSEC-UR ENGLISH MADE EC’s) effort will bear fruit in Time that we see enlightened human beings who live Life As Beautifully As It Should Be Lived! 

Johnson’s Spoken English Course!

Johnson’s Spoken English Course!
JSEC – UR English Made EC!
Since 1990

Johnson’s Spoken English Course, the master language course designed for anyone who wishes to master the world language, has been moving much ahead of times in giant leaps for more than 2 decades now!

All through these years, Johnson’s Spoken English Course, which is abbreviated to ‘JSEC’, which brings in the sea changes in the minds of language learners as far as the Language Learning Concepts (LLC) & Training Standards are concerned, upheld the leadership it has acquired decades ago through Non compromising Attitude towards the Quality Aspect of language learning & Dedicated but Novel approach towards language learning & training!

In the formative years of Johnson’s Spoken English Course, the First Students of JSEC contributed a lot into the Conceptual Build up of JSEC, as interacting with them, in those days, always fetched new varieties of thought lines into the training format! Discussions, regularly conducted, were another source of information. The mistakes, sometimes stupendous & shocking, committed by those students of JSEC formative years gave deep insight into the minds of the language learner & all the info gathered from those JSEC formative days contributed a lot into the making of the Infallible, Quality wise Par Excellent, Indigenous & Entertaining Training Structure of JSEC!

English language learning & mastering it has become very significant in the modern day life! Whether it is for writing academic examinations, scholarship examinations or competitive examinations English has become "the ultimate integral part"! Without English, learning has become 'incomplete' & 'imperfect'! All over the world it was the situation & it is! People run here & there for Quality English Training Programmes & most of the people end up in make-shift arrangements & become easy prey for the fly-by-night English Course Operators!

These sorts of people who Falsely Profess They Teach Quality English & Qualityless English Course Operators usually instil a baseless & senseless sort of confidence in the minds of the unsuspecting students to SPEAK ALOUD ALL THE SORTS OF STUPIDITIES IN LOUDER, BOMBASTIC BUT ALL THE WAY WONDERFULLY WRONG ENGLISH THAT THEY BECOME THE JOKERS INFRONT OF THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW ENGLISH, AS IT SHOULD BE KNOWN & USED!

But, the pathetic fact is that these people who make themselves jokers infront of others by uttering the so called BLUE ENGLISH in the worst possible ways & style seldom understand THEY ARE MAKING THEMSELVES FOOLS INFRONT OF OTHERS JUST BECAUSE OF THE UTTERLY STUPID WAY OF USING ENGLISH THEY HAVE GATHERED GOING FOR "THE SO-CALLED QUALITY ENGLISH TRAINING COURSES"!

It is in this sort of situation 'JOHNSON'S SPOKEN ENGLISH COURSE' or 'JSEC' comes in! It's been qualitatively on stream since 1990 & 'JSEC' has trained tens of thousands of people in the last 21+ years, in various states of India. Thousands have learned 'JSEC' & succeeded in their lives as 'JSEC' stands always for QUALITY ENGLISH LANGUAGE TRAINING! In 'JSEC', though it’s been designed first as a SPOKEN ENGLISH PLATFORM, participants are QUALITATIVELY
TRAINED BOTH IN SPOKEN & WRITTEN ENGLISH, which helps 'JSEC PARTICIPANTS' perform extremely well anywhere in life!

Ofcourse, for people who run helter-skelter in search of a QUALITY ENGLISH LANGUAGE COURSE, one can positively suggest 'JOHNSON'S SPOKEN ENGLISH COURSE' as THE BEST ONE ONE CAN JOIN IN, IF ONE IS LOOKING SERIOUSLY FOR A WELL-PLANNED, QUALITY-WISE MUCH SUPER ENGLISH LANGUAGE TRAINING PROGRAMME/COURSE!

From the formative days of JSEC till date ‘JSEC is a 40 Hour Course’ where at the least the participation of the student in more than 90% of the course duration is required to have a successful completion! It has been always suggested & recommended by JSEC that ‘ONLY’ those who are ‘GENUINE LEARNERS’ of the World Language should take ‘The JSEC Step’ as whiling away time has never been a component of JSEC, ever!

JSEC, which came into existence due to the qualitatively dedicated work spent more than 2 decades back, even well after 2 decades of its existence, never compromises on quality in concepts, discipline, training or any other compartment of the Quality Language Training Programme that JSEC is! Even much after JSEC got going 2 decades ago it keeps its leadership much ahead of ‘the also ran’ & ‘the run of the mill’ game runners shows the Dedicated-Quality-Time spent in the Quality maintenance of the World Class English Language Training Programme - JSEC!

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